Experience Club Rule #1 (get your kit off all the time)

The first rule of experience club is to get naked as often as bloody possible, which was the exact state of play in this situation. Regardless of the amount of prudes wandering around near you. We don't take no for an answer round here - we only take nudes.

Anyway, this one's from "blue pool," a tourist attraction which costs five pounds to get in as long as you don't hop the fence (which we did).

I had neither the poise nor the small baby lion to recreate the scene on pride rock from the lion king - but as soon as I saw this sawn off tree suspended above the water I knew it was nude-worthy.

Naturally I had to do a lap of the lake perimeter. Reconnaissance (i.e. trying to figure out from various angles whether onlookers will be able to see your dick or not) is a crucial part of the preparation for any public display of nudity.

People probably could see it but this shouldn't stop you getting your birthday suit on once in a while.

Obviously I'm not graceful enough to get undressed whilst suspended on a bit of tree, so I had to do it in advance and then scramble up there. My photographer was kind enough to permanently delete four photos in which my innocence was compromised.

A nerve-wracking yet liberating experience - overall, 10/10 would definitely like to experience again.