Experience Club Rule #2 (only sleep on Egyptian cotton)
What you see before you is the result of a £89.90 investment on Amazon. I am pleased to inform you that from now on I shall be sleeping like a prince on sheets of a thousand thread count. You are of course welcome to refer to this high density of threads per square inch in it's abbreviated format, as follows: "1000 TC". In case you are wondering how thread counts work: if you were to look very closely at a single square inch of this bedding, you would notice 500 bits of cotton thread running lengthways and another five hundred running widthways. Skilfully combine these numbers and you will reach a figure of one thousand. Please be advised that each of these cotton threads has been shipped indirectly from the cotton fields of Egypt, ethically grown and hand picked - the description on Amazon assured me of this fact. I'd also like to make you aware that, given this new high standard of softness I will no longer be wiping my arse with anything less than 400 thread count....
